Waxaholic decided to have fun with a Jeter card and start a small little blog war.
Let's meet one of the Chipper cards:

Hey there, Chipper.
How's it going? What's that? You're feeling a little cold. I know, the northeast isn't warm as muggy Atlanta.
Don't worry. I'll warm you up.

Chipper, it's OK. I'm going to make you nice and toasty. You don't have to worry about a thing. Just stay very still ....
Chipper ...
CHIPPER! STOP MOVING!
There's that's better.
Bye Chipper!